Ashley won't steal me a giraffe. :(
- Me: BUT IT'S MY BIIIIIRTHDAYYYY!
- Ashley: BUT IT'S THE REST OF MY LIFE!!
ASHLEY WE’RE GOING TO BE GONE FOR 3 DAYS!
YOU DON’T NEED YOUR ENTIRE CLOSET AND 4 PAIRS OF SHOES!
When I decide to clean:
When I’m told to clean:
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.